An open letter to DROID
This morning, I received yet another smug text message from a new DROID owner. Please, allow me to address all of you at once with this open letter:
Dear DROID,
Congratulations on getting to the party, two years late. Things are already starting to wind down and walking around telling everyone how cool your baby-blue polyester leisure suit is just makes you look desperate. You should know that even Windows Mobile got here on time. I heard that Blackberry gave you the wrong address, I am supprised that you found the house. And yes, you are the only one who cares that you are here.
I should tell you that my buddy, G1, told me that your girlfriend (Android TM) is sleeping around. A LOT. You are totally going to catch something, dude.
Sincerely,
iPhone, Blackberry, and Windows Mobile users the world over
P.S. No matter how many times you go to the gym, you will never look like iPod does. Just sayin…